Random Quotes

"Mommy, how come everything fun is also illegal?"- Goober,my then 7 year-old.
"Mommy, this lunch is like love in my heart"- Crash
"Aw, Mommy, I'm happy at you!" - Princess
"Cheese, I command you to get on my fork!" ( Princess eating salad and getting frustrated).
Princess after her cousin asked her what she was doing, "Tortilla!!!"
Crash to his cousin, staring at her arm: "You have a lot of meat on you. I'm going to eat you. I'm a Macannibal!!"
Goober to his cousin as she was walking into their room at bedtime: "Uh, you might want to leave, we strut naked here".
Princess at Thanksgiving, watching me roll out cookie dough: "I'm thankful for COOKIES!!!" Goober to Crash in a commanding voice: "you are getting sleeeeepy. You are no longer Crash, you are MOMMY!"
Goober to Crash in normal voice: "can I have a snack?"
Crash: "No!"
Goober: "It worked!!!!"

Sunday night before church, a little girl gave Evan and Caroline some Canadian nickles. On the way home, Caroline was fiddling with hers and asking what she could buy. Josh said, "well, they're not really worth anything here, you can't spend them- I thought you were going to put them in the offering plate". She spread her hands out and said, "well, that wouldn't work either because then God would have to go to Canada!".

Goober to his little league coach last night, "I can't come to practice on Wed. night because I have church, and church is more important than baseball." Out of the mouths of babes...